the terms of service are as follows:

send us a resonable amount of cash, unmarked bills in small denomination

show us your boobs (no dudes)

email us when you hear there is a cool concert in town

tell us the answer to question six

join a fight club

be physically fit

not vote republican or democrat

tell us when we have spelled or grammared something wrong

tell us how awesome the site is even when you know it is not as funny as it should be

and many others we cannot think of now