1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By going to this page and reading these words you have accepted the terms of the VC web site.
2. DESCRIPTION OF VERBAL CHAOS SERVICES
We provide a low-cost high reward benefit system. You read the material at the small price of your precious time you can never ever get back. You gain a cheap laugh that you will not remember two seconds later. However, for those two seconds, you were happy.
3. REGISTRATION OBLIGATIONS
You must register. If you don’t it’s like stealing. You’re not a thief, are you?
4. MODIFICATIONS TO VERBAL CHAOS SERVICES
We change stuff all the time. This rule says you cannot complain about it.
5. ADVERTISERS
We will sell our souls to the highest bidder if we think what they do is funny.
6. PROPRIETARY RIGHTS
We do not know what this words means but we have Jewish friends who do and they will totally sue your ass if you do not comply.
7. DISCLAIMER
We disclaim everything about whatever you may say or do now, did, or will do. If you do not like this rule please go this web-site link-->hell.
8. VIOLATIONS
You will be gang-raped by your ancestors if you violate the rules.
9. MISCELLANEOUS RULES
-No busters. We have a very strict policy.
-No gays. Okay, some gays are allowed but you have to have your papers from the government. No unregistered gays.
-No complaining. We do not want to hear it. Unless you are complaining about how your laugh sac is in pain. (the scrotum on males, n/a for chicks. Do they even laugh?)
-No naked browsing. Unless you’re a hot chick, then you must send us a pic immediately.
-If you are currently high on goofballs you’ve got to calm down and understand that there is no spoon. There never was and never will be.
-Anyone who uses abb will be banned.
-No vampires. Anyone that hates garlic is a bad person and should be ashamed of themselves.
-No Robots. They are taking jobs away from hard working meat and bones workers. Plus, they will kill us all someday. It’s in the bible, people!
