FAQ
Q: Why the hell do you guys keep bringing Verbal Chaos back?
A: Our severe childhood abandonment issues coupled with an acute sense of psychological disparity has rendered us unable to completely and permanently sever all ties with the once and future king of haphazardly strewn together webzines. But mainly we’re just really bored.
Q: Is all of the old gang back? Jeremey, Angelo, Keith?
A: Jeremey is off saving the world one documentary at a time. Angelo has recently enlisted in the Icelandic Air Force, however has agreed to send in the occasional article via carrier pigeon. Which means Keith (aka the Ringo of the group), unfortunately, will be doing the majority of the writing. He does plan on bringing in a few ringers from time to time, however! So the site will be funny during those periods.
Q: I’ve got a really bad case of athlete’s foot. How do I treat it?
A: Rub some dirt on it.
Q: The site doesn’t look like it was designed by a blind 4 year-old this time. Did somebody take a class or something?
A: Yes. And it didn’t help. We therefore sought out the help of Google, searched for “free templates”, and voila. Thanks to our pals at Free CSS Templates, VC is now 100% nicer to look at. Much like Angelo’s firm buttocks.
Q: I want to date one or all of you. You guys are hot. How can I go about this?
A: Take a number, then just keep your fingers crossed.
Q: Will the site be updated daily? Weekly? Monthly? Ever?
A: The site as a whole will not be updated in regards to a rigid schedule, however with the amount of random content we’ve chosen to cover (reviews, news, horoscopes, etc), expect to see at least some portion updated with a fair degree of consistency. We’re shooting for weekly, but hoping for more. Besides, Readers Digest already gave us the coveted “Shit you should read more than once cuz it’s that funny” award, hence our no real urgency to update the site like every single day!
Q: What’s the best movie of all time?
A: It’s currently a three-way tie between: The Shawshank Redemption, It’s a Wonderful Life, and Road House.
