Facebook: We are not really allowed on Facebook anymore. See Hatebook
Hatebook: Yeah so if you wanna be our arch-enemy join us at hatebook: verbalchaos
E-mail: harbinger666at symbolverbalchaos.com
Mail: PO Box 666
Instant Message: We will not show our genitals in exchange for you showing us yours. We have been burned by that way too many times.
Phone: We screen our calls cause we got a lot ah gambling debts so please leave a detailed message about how you are definitely not our bookie.
Carrier Pigeon: Pidgeion Coop 10F, message must have secret code phrase, "the pigeon flys at midnight"
Smoke Signals: Little smokey, no smokey, long smokey, no smokey, really long smokey, little smokey
In-person: "Wassup" followed by a hip-hop hug
Morse Code: One long, two short, not Too $hort
Alpha Waves: Think some positive thoughts and send them towards our general direction which is in the west
2012: RUN! RUN DAMMIT! IT'S 2012! MEET US AT THE PUB!