this site was started after someone double-dog dared us to make a web page back in '96. we are sucka-free so we made a web page. that page was quickly taken down by the us government due to it being a page about how we are organizing a coup aganist the government. when we we started the site 10 years later it was about jokes and sarcasm and bad spelling and bad grammar but still ultimately about organizing a coup against the government.

The founding member are as follows:
KG Modern Man: runs the site and writes all the articles
lo: twitters things and pretends to be a big shot
dirty: does nothing for the site besides occasionally visiting it so our google hit count stays slightly higher than zero